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The posting will continue until my morale improves.
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Raleigh-ish, NC.
I’ll procrastinate later.
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Automatic toilets are the devil.
Anti-AI guy.
Solar Sicko.
LA standup comedian & writerer. smart, dumb, and stoney✨
I bake foccacia ❤️
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musician, animal aficionado, single dad, John Brown stan, communist, good faith conversant, cishet white guy, he/hmm, Baltimore (best city)
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married cishet white guy but worse somehow
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ningún ser humano es ilegal
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i'm a 5 year old retired street fighter. documenting my journey with my people, @cait.bsky.social and @chas.bsky.social
Professor and author. Leisure traveler.
A woman of staunch character.
Leftist, unsuccessful artist, mom.
I repost things I find humorous or poignant
National correspondent, The Nation. Co-producer of "The Sit In: Harry Belafonte Hosts The Tonight Show." Author: "What's The Matter With White People." Proud mom of Sadie, Stella and NoraWD.
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Ne, ne travaillez jamais
No, never work, that's what they say
Mais ne, ne, ne, nous n'arretons pas
No, don't let's stop until it's done
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Statistic who does statistics
She/her
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Mechanic and movie enjoyer.
the sea hates a coward
they/he
I'm on Germ DM 🔑
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I write stuff and talk about restaurant stories a lot. Also I won’t shut up about the Mongolian Empire. He/him
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go birds. say it back.
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He/him, rootin/tootin. Philadelphia, Wales, the New Orleans
Paid techlash actor
He/Him Middle of Nowhere, Pa
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Bad stuff is illegal now, mom said
Just a nice, normal internet guy, doin internet stuff, move it along (okay so you guys ready to do some communisms or what??)
surprisingly annoying unserious dutch transgendered convicted murderer. I'm™ your favorite poster's favorite poster. (i'm™ your favorite poster)
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very tired, very stomachy & hate nearly the whole world
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Anti-Fascist. Down with Capitalism.
Conservatives are evil. Liberals are useless.
Asexual. She/Her
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assuming final form
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into funny/uncanny things
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Bi-national nonprofit organization transforming the systems & power structures impacting immigrant lives since 1987! #SaveAsylum.
📍 El Paso, Ciudad Juárez and New Mexico.
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silly little doodler
https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/betsy/ for art
she/they
Podcast Editor: North Carolina Public Radio (WUNC). Contributor: NPR. Alum: OPB, WAMU. Cheerwine enthusiast. Go Dawgs!
Whatup Bitches & Besties?!
This is a Norm Peterson alt
Perverted but in a whimsical &elegant way
Existing in litigation HeLL
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character actor, dancer, singer.
I'm a triple threat.
my ass has a Michelin star, eat up
Rabbits, chickens and Felv+ cats. I lawyer to pay the (vet) bills.
Go Birds, Go Phils, Sixers are on probation.
a bit of a gigglepuss
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Your favorite emperor transed their gender and there's not a damn thing you can do about it
she/her
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This is a police hating and human existence loving account
Whenever I do satire everyone thinks its news and whenever I do news everyone thinks it's satire so good luck with these posts I guess
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She/they/guy
Artist, Artisan, A Man Of Stately Reserve. Watching A Billion Suns Ignite.
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I used to be a piece of shit
CEO of a major media company
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