Lori

Present day dada artist w/ a thing for short legged dogs. WordPress developer, web designer, UX nerd, lover of books, general weirdo. in KC. 🍒 🖤 jessmadethis.website ☠️ 🍒

Screenwriter/co-creator/showrunner for the upcoming TLC series What the F*** is this S***? and Lifetime Network's Pet Waste Makeover. 🇺🇦

Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.

Un-fluencer. Mostly harmless Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lcmic7aufmdzn4fdxtclgowv/feed/aaaknv3nrggu4 Sometimes I paint: www.briancaron.com

My world. My heartburn. My lanta. AP Calculus at korpisworld.com verbal arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaahpen2tkbw4 banger arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaalwwxbygwck

artist and pizzatarian | he/him

All my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah42pkk2ssg Greatest shits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah46shdwmiw https://ko-fi.com/ficklenuts https://ngl.link/ficklenuts

resident pantologist https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3dg5zlv5v6tbzizwatnunvwu/feed/aaabx33niyxtm

(he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaapzdlwgaxts dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaane6crbwawc

Mom of college kids and assorted pets, wife of a veteran, speechie, reader, pizza-lover, goofball, and damn dirty hippie.

Who wants to know?

Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫 Blobulous Blips: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vtkhd4525qfjbilvr5weqowq/feed/aaalpayiqyx4i

"I'm just here so I don't get fined." #BillsMafia

My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.

Singer-Songwriter | Music Industry Vet | Intellectual Property Paralegal | SF Girl | Very sweary | Disabled | Chronically illin’ | Wifey | Cat/Dog Mom | Queer 🏳️‍🌈 Bi+ 🏳️‍⚧️ bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu

Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them pfp: @herecomesriley.bsky.social Banner: @geraldinepiche.bsky.social my so-called bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaaj3z4iycw2w

Fancy trophy account. When you see one of these collectable tiara posts, click on the original post inside and repost it. That's how they get their royalties.

Not a real crime fighting bear 🐻 AI avi, wordage however definitely the product of a flawed human… word vomit https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:56cxiymd76kkcsb57yhshvnc/feed/aaakcrecvdwso

Pronouns: she/her bangers (and mash) https://bsky.app/profile/msnis.bsky.social/feed/aaaautv2clgh6

Facetious Prick! I'm only here to make the numbers up. only ever joking, calm down dear. Shitpost Extraordinaire. I am the cnut https://clearsky.app/ lists me as(assumption),don't believe all you read. Usb 3.0 3 pin plug. Mcr * contains bullshit and typos

I have a mad collection of Barbie dolls and other toys. I haven’t grown up yet and probably never will

No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie” Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy Do these skeets make my brain look fat?

all my stuff's here anyway he/him *empties coin purse on table* https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanpkajamccm also https://letterboxd.com/andybugay/

Crickets' Choice award winner M'brain woimz: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagfqyoyn76q

A food blog features Asian recipes that are simple and tasty. cookingwithlei.com

I only drink hot tap water death before detransition recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaaemefpggguy bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaae7tclsvuh6

Everything I post here is autobiographical, except when it’s not. My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social Stuff I maybe did: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw

New York State Poser Laureate Pfp alt: Bat Boy He/him My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ptbjlnxon7auae4fd46umjer/feed/aaaowg6rhe54y My bangers & whimpers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ptbjlnxon7auae4fd46umjer/feed/aaaeotaibrcqq

I prospect for gold but I've been incredibly lazy lately. I've also started gardening with a black thumb Y'all know what's uppies Married+kids Follow my adventures, or don't. It's no biggie. https://youtube.com/@frenchys_prospecting?si=5xGM2hp6qn5KgiR_

Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6uivv4i6quuq35dw3whgdcab/feed/aaab5j4llxq56

Andy Dufresne was my friend

🐖 Happily married 🐽 Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina 🐖 Steely Dan know-it-all and Lana stan-a 🐽 Mainer 🐖 Homespun wisdom: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaalxh26o2iek DMs = BY INVITATION ONLY

Lost in daydreams Just a right flippin’ goof My 💟: @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social My thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/aaanqglecdcvo

Just a cool motherfucker. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gmu4fvraoc2o5fjmx4dp6rah/feed/aaahqvajl7vvk

just spilling my words

He/him. Probably autistic. check out my skeets below Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e

You've been smooching with everybody Dumpster - https://bsky.app/profile/officeofsteve.bsky.social/feed/aaackjw5xfh46

My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c43wr2lokhmmk53ipxhhunsm/feed/aaahcn2qzzoka

Born in 1971, don't ask me to do the math. Crabby fucker. Cheesehead in absentia. I'm the reason I can't have nice things.

Bsky's premier reply pony Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains. Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh

Just trying to put words together. God Elegy forthcoming from BOA Editions 2028. The Tiger and the Cage: A Memoir of a Body in Crisis (Soft Skull 22), House Is an Enigma (Bull City Press), medi(t)ations (Noctuary Press, 16).

joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.

Just here to chuckle at your bad puns

Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot. All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4

the Government of Canada's official Phil Collins stan account he/they here there be bullshit: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahlfnb56owq pfp @sidvicious.ca banner @kjtattoos.com

34. Tired. Survivor. Former human rights lawyer. ND. Pan. NB. Intersectional feminist. Aspiring "misandrist." I laugh at my own jokes. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♋☮️👩🏾‍❤️‍👨🏼💍⚖️🎨🐾👙 Instawham: sanghmitra_s Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaah2plgevhje

"My son, your ineptitude is so vast, your incompetence so profound, that I am certain you are inhabited by greater power than I have ever known." -- Nikos, to Schmendrick. The Last Unicorn Author, journalist, techie Fantasy/scifi, great books #Connecticut

*finger gun* Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaajpf6pskcva

aka @Lemongrass1978 (or @Firebrand3 for the OGs) on the "other" site. Canadian, reader, writer. Comedienne in my own mind. I laugh at awkward moments but worry not, I'm dead inside. Trash Panda in a previous life. Barack Obama followed me on the Bird app

Random cat. He/him cishet tom PFP: Amazingly stylish white, fluffy cat wearing very flattering chunky white-framed unilens sunglasses. Fabulously edited by RiotGrlErin!

Sci-fi, horror, and stand-up comedy fan. 🖖😻 latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3y7ejfkv5bpynl6une67ozfb/feed/aaafokzesygqa https://linktr.ee/kielbasanova

Liam Neeson’s Stunt double My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ghry4q4sj2deq6ltvvauubvb/feed/aaal3juc4h54i

What can I say, I find nothing wrong with hot uninhibited women!!! Carolinas

Hashtag games, coffee addict, avid reader, eclectic musical tastes, cat mom, and nana of 3. Don't confuse my southern accent with low intelligence! "It's ok to color outside of the lines, think outside of the box, and dance to your own music" I ignore DMs

Queen of stoner munchies. Hedonistic trollop. Fat kid. NSFWish. Pervy humor. General silliness. Mental health realness. Body positive. 42. She/her. FDT. 🌷🌻🏳️‍🌈 My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yap3mq6zjuvocyxwtrdatbuk/feed/aaagwp4n4v4e6

Wellsir, time to wind up the birds https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36 Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com

I don’t give a damn about my reputation and I don’t follow back 99.9999% of political accounts. 🎶 next we’re movin’ on🎶 yeah, me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cuac2eghxf6zkiwmbt4lal2t/feed/aaabwrcwhhe5e

Bluesky's mom. Age? The wrong side of 55. ✌🏽❤️🎶🌼 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlp3zvw5byskq34uejwvicw5/feed/aaalbi64cput2

Mothman's girlfriend https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaadpwnfgyjqc

Please don’t parade on my rain. he/it/bag of dirty sox This: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3xltmu6kff5zmcjmagis2ai4/feed/aaadzpayqri3g <see “Feeds” for more options> That: https://linktr.ee/identityXcrisis {avi/pfp: rubber duck on asphalt}

General Dad-Type Guy • Political Campaign Manager • School Board Director • Marketer/Media Maker • Scally Cap Enthusiast • Aspiring Eccentric Recluse Just My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qdswpo7ddjjmici4kwcfwql7/feed/aaahwk3gppdls

Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better Have created feed, am basically software engineer: https://shorturl.at/eqLJn Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb

Dogs like me and I text in complete sentences.

Was @love_my_2cats on twitter

I’m here because I’m not there.

film maker, TBTL Ten, petter of random cats, checkin out the moon. I tell too many stories. Welcome up, if you've time to spare.

your least favourite Canadian my best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3mnnqqwei my recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3lqugm3qa

Coffee and Dad Jokes The Dadliest Posts Ever: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap6izw45oow

Writer; traveler; mom; politico; lover of semi-colons, tea, and coffee. Posts lovingly handcrafted in small batches. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fout543wcxvbt443qemnoks4/feed/aaajk5elpuc4m

Artist lover, reader, avid dog

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yvgrupeggsszs4auflnr6oa7/feed/aaaegzs6g746c

If you are looking for the other Lock Wilford you didn't find him. My top skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/feed/aaafm23lyrjky My art: lockwilford.com

It's just jokes https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vukmt5ibip7vl3a3ll4d37hb/feed/aaakqjbhan7bm

one of my friends invited me here, and, unlike most parties, I came click the blue thingy for just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nub66i4dgxl5bqbhe2u73ouf/feed/aaacrnspduuyg

Puns, pumpkins and pussycats 🐱 She/Her Aspiring Crone A famous person liked one of my tweets once, back in the before times, and I'm gonna ride that high until I die.

You could be one of my first 10,000 followers. Time is not running out. Ranked one of the Top 10 Surprised Face Guys on Bluesky, 2023. Sorry in advance: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly5qgvbn52

Sobriety Date 12/22/09 Support/Blog/Fiction https://linktr.ee/xinicit Recent Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zzjoncowxyg6a4dqfkvnpi2k/feed/aaalgnvduqvmc Best Posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zzjoncowxyg6a4dqfkvnpi2k/feed/aaaepbpvxlzxw

Relentless architect of my own hell https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ekcbouwwcir2eexututpjpp5/feed/aaaouhaovrikw

No one you know

Writer/Comedian/Producer Author of People of the Titanic - Out right now from @HumoristBooks.bsky.social www.ShawnCarlowWrites.com

Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona. Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine. Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak

I don’t have time for this. Gen Xer in Florida. Same username across the multiverse. My journey thus far: Pittsburgh to Orlando to Honolulu to Chicago to Delray Beach. 99% of these are recycled tweets.

Once met a giraffe called Henry🦒. Big fan of comedy. LFC

crabbydacrab from twitter <something witty> mildly amusing musings when high we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️‍🌈

Sentient camera. I see things. Sometimes I tell jokes.