Present day dada artist w/ a thing for short legged dogs. WordPress developer, web designer, UX nerd, lover of books, general weirdo. in KC.
🍒 🖤 jessmadethis.website ☠️ 🍒
Screenwriter/co-creator/showrunner for the upcoming TLC series What the F*** is this S***? and Lifetime Network's Pet Waste Makeover. 🇺🇦
Liberal Gen Xer ✦ Legendary Meme Bandit ✦ Lifelong Insomniac
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and have their shoes.
Un-fluencer. Mostly harmless
Just me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lcmic7aufmdzn4fdxtclgowv/feed/aaaknv3nrggu4
Sometimes I paint:
www.briancaron.com
My world. My heartburn. My lanta.
AP Calculus at korpisworld.com
verbal arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaahpen2tkbw4
banger arrays: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xb34vwyxrjhgm6sbdgn5d3qq/feed/aaalwwxbygwck
artist and pizzatarian | he/him
All my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah42pkk2ssg
Greatest shits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xc73spbj6e5skmp2nskqqgtw/feed/aaah46shdwmiw
https://ko-fi.com/ficklenuts
https://ngl.link/ficklenuts
resident pantologist
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3dg5zlv5v6tbzizwatnunvwu/feed/aaabx33niyxtm
(he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
dumb: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaapzdlwgaxts
dumber: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaane6crbwawc
Mom of college kids and assorted pets, wife of a veteran, speechie, reader, pizza-lover, goofball, and damn dirty hippie.
Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫
Blobulous Blips:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vtkhd4525qfjbilvr5weqowq/feed/aaalpayiqyx4i
"I'm just here so I don't get fined."
#BillsMafia
My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
Singer-Songwriter | Music Industry Vet | Intellectual Property Paralegal | SF Girl | Very sweary | Disabled | Chronically illin’ | Wifey | Cat/Dog Mom | Queer 🏳️🌈 Bi+ 🏳️⚧️
bb bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dl3oltmxv6esalfvwq2nwqvg/feed/aaameqfrh33pu
Small-batch, artisan, farm-to-table skeets. He/him/them
pfp: @herecomesriley.bsky.social
Banner: @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
my so-called bangers:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2wtsa2p73r3lsfyenwlu6zrx/feed/aaaj3z4iycw2w
Fancy trophy account. When you see one of these collectable tiara posts, click on the original post inside and repost it. That's how they get their royalties.
Not a real crime fighting bear 🐻
AI avi, wordage however definitely the product of a flawed human…
word vomit https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:56cxiymd76kkcsb57yhshvnc/feed/aaakcrecvdwso
Pronouns: she/her
bangers (and mash)
https://bsky.app/profile/msnis.bsky.social/feed/aaaautv2clgh6
Facetious Prick!
I'm only here to make the numbers up.
only ever joking, calm down dear.
Shitpost Extraordinaire.
I am the cnut https://clearsky.app/ lists me as(assumption),don't believe all you read.
Usb 3.0
3 pin plug.
Mcr
* contains bullshit and typos
I have a mad collection of Barbie dolls and other toys. I haven’t grown up yet and probably never will
No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie”
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
all my stuff's here anyway
he/him
*empties coin purse on table* https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanpkajamccm
also https://letterboxd.com/andybugay/
Crickets' Choice award winner
M'brain woimz: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagfqyoyn76q
A food blog features Asian recipes that are simple and tasty.
cookingwithlei.com
I only drink hot tap water
death before detransition
recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaaemefpggguy
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaae7tclsvuh6
Everything I post here is autobiographical, except when it’s not.
My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social
Stuff I maybe did: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uogum6c6auqmpmr4mbcbd4sz/feed/aaaksbaegxqjw
New York State Poser Laureate
Pfp alt: Bat Boy
He/him
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ptbjlnxon7auae4fd46umjer/feed/aaaowg6rhe54y
My bangers & whimpers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ptbjlnxon7auae4fd46umjer/feed/aaaeotaibrcqq
I prospect for gold but I've been incredibly lazy lately. I've also started gardening with a black thumb
Y'all know what's uppies
Married+kids
Follow my adventures, or don't. It's no biggie.
https://youtube.com/@frenchys_prospecting?si=5xGM2hp6qn5KgiR_
Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me
Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6uivv4i6quuq35dw3whgdcab/feed/aaab5j4llxq56
Andy Dufresne was my friend
🐖 Happily married 🐽 Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina 🐖 Steely Dan know-it-all and Lana stan-a 🐽 Mainer 🐖
Homespun wisdom: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaalxh26o2iek
DMs = BY INVITATION ONLY
Lost in daydreams
Just a right flippin’ goof
My 💟: @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social
My thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:idyrpnqskmnqxe4kpm3lzvgj/feed/aaanqglecdcvo
Just a cool motherfucker.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gmu4fvraoc2o5fjmx4dp6rah/feed/aaahqvajl7vvk
He/him. Probably autistic.
check out my skeets below
Random: https://tinyurl.com/ycxabsnk
Best: https://tinyurl.com/ys6vscup
recent: https://tinyurl.com/yc32n87e
You've been smooching with everybody
Dumpster - https://bsky.app/profile/officeofsteve.bsky.social/feed/aaackjw5xfh46
My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c43wr2lokhmmk53ipxhhunsm/feed/aaahcn2qzzoka
Born in 1971, don't ask me to do the math. Crabby fucker. Cheesehead in absentia. I'm the reason I can't have nice things.
Bsky's premier reply pony
Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains.
Classic Pinky: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r776trckjmpfowvt3mcc4jue/feed/aaapchaae3x3q
Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
Just trying to put words together. God Elegy forthcoming from BOA Editions 2028. The Tiger and the Cage: A Memoir of a Body in Crisis (Soft Skull 22), House Is an Enigma (Bull City Press), medi(t)ations (Noctuary Press, 16).
joke attempter. mildly annoying. occasionally humorous.
Just here to chuckle at your bad puns
Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot.
All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz
stuff I've said: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lbibgb3szjh4o2mqubjvnbs6/feed/aaab7yuy2hwj4
the Government of Canada's official Phil Collins
stan account
he/they
here there be bullshit: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaahlfnb56owq
pfp @sidvicious.ca
banner @kjtattoos.com
34. Tired. Survivor. Former human rights lawyer. ND. Pan. NB. Intersectional feminist. Aspiring "misandrist." I laugh at my own jokes.
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈♋☮️👩🏾❤️👨🏼💍⚖️🎨🐾👙
Instawham: sanghmitra_s
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaah2plgevhje
"My son, your ineptitude is so vast, your incompetence so profound, that I am certain you are inhabited by greater power than I have ever known." -- Nikos, to Schmendrick. The Last Unicorn
Author, journalist, techie
Fantasy/scifi, great books
#Connecticut
*finger gun*
Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaajpf6pskcva
aka @Lemongrass1978 (or @Firebrand3 for the OGs) on the "other" site.
Canadian, reader, writer. Comedienne in my own mind. I laugh at awkward moments but worry not, I'm dead inside. Trash Panda in a previous life. Barack Obama followed me on the Bird app
Random cat.
He/him cishet tom
PFP: Amazingly stylish white, fluffy cat wearing very flattering chunky white-framed unilens sunglasses. Fabulously edited by RiotGrlErin!
Sci-fi, horror, and stand-up comedy fan. 🖖😻
latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3y7ejfkv5bpynl6une67ozfb/feed/aaafokzesygqa
https://linktr.ee/kielbasanova
Liam Neeson’s Stunt double
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ghry4q4sj2deq6ltvvauubvb/feed/aaal3juc4h54i
What can I say, I find nothing wrong with hot uninhibited women!!!
Carolinas
Hashtag games, coffee addict, avid reader, eclectic musical tastes, cat mom, and nana of 3. Don't confuse my southern accent with low intelligence!
"It's ok to color outside of the lines, think outside of the box, and dance to your own music" I ignore DMs
Queen of stoner munchies. Hedonistic trollop. Fat kid. NSFWish. Pervy humor. General silliness. Mental health realness. Body positive. 42. She/her. FDT. 🌷🌻🏳️🌈
My skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yap3mq6zjuvocyxwtrdatbuk/feed/aaagwp4n4v4e6
Wellsir, time to wind up the birds
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaalp2rwdye36
Here’s our wicked cool Etsy shop: https://kitchentableworks.etsy.com
I don’t give a damn about my reputation and I don’t follow back 99.9999% of political accounts.
🎶 next we’re movin’ on🎶
yeah, me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cuac2eghxf6zkiwmbt4lal2t/feed/aaabwrcwhhe5e
Bluesky's mom. Age? The wrong side of 55. ✌🏽❤️🎶🌼
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zlp3zvw5byskq34uejwvicw5/feed/aaalbi64cput2
Mothman's girlfriend
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaadpwnfgyjqc
Please don’t parade on my rain.
he/it/bag of dirty sox
This: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3xltmu6kff5zmcjmagis2ai4/feed/aaadzpayqri3g
<see “Feeds” for more options>
That: https://linktr.ee/identityXcrisis
{avi/pfp: rubber duck on asphalt}
General Dad-Type Guy • Political Campaign Manager • School Board Director • Marketer/Media Maker • Scally Cap Enthusiast • Aspiring Eccentric Recluse
Just My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qdswpo7ddjjmici4kwcfwql7/feed/aaahwk3gppdls
Occasionally funny on the internet. I'm better in the comments - but not like, that much better
Have created feed, am basically software engineer:
https://shorturl.at/eqLJn
Wanna bang(er)? https://shorturl.at/U8zfb
Dogs like me and I text in complete sentences.
Was @love_my_2cats on twitter
I’m here because I’m not there.
film maker, TBTL Ten, petter of random cats, checkin out the moon. I tell too many stories. Welcome up, if you've time to spare.
your least favourite Canadian
my best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3mnnqqwei
my recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3lqugm3qa
Coffee and Dad Jokes
The Dadliest Posts Ever: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaap6izw45oow
Writer; traveler; mom; politico; lover of semi-colons, tea, and coffee. Posts lovingly handcrafted in small batches.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fout543wcxvbt443qemnoks4/feed/aaajk5elpuc4m
Artist lover, reader, avid dog
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yvgrupeggsszs4auflnr6oa7/feed/aaaegzs6g746c
If you are looking for the other Lock Wilford you didn't find him.
My top skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6sn5ipsdnbalrtkjgpjkr3u7/feed/aaafm23lyrjky
My art: lockwilford.com
It's just jokes
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vukmt5ibip7vl3a3ll4d37hb/feed/aaakqjbhan7bm
one of my friends invited me here, and, unlike most parties, I came
click the blue thingy for just me:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nub66i4dgxl5bqbhe2u73ouf/feed/aaacrnspduuyg
Puns, pumpkins and pussycats 🐱
She/Her
Aspiring Crone
A famous person liked one of my tweets once, back in the before times, and I'm gonna ride that high until I die.
You could be one of my first 10,000 followers. Time is not running out.
Ranked one of the Top 10 Surprised Face Guys on Bluesky, 2023.
Sorry in advance: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaly5qgvbn52
Sobriety Date 12/22/09
Support/Blog/Fiction
https://linktr.ee/xinicit
Recent Posts
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zzjoncowxyg6a4dqfkvnpi2k/feed/aaalgnvduqvmc
Best Posts
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zzjoncowxyg6a4dqfkvnpi2k/feed/aaaepbpvxlzxw
Relentless architect of my own hell
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ekcbouwwcir2eexututpjpp5/feed/aaaouhaovrikw
Writer/Comedian/Producer
Author of People of the Titanic - Out right now from @HumoristBooks.bsky.social
www.ShawnCarlowWrites.com
Autist. Hilarious wordnik. Minimalist software engineer. jan pi toki pona.
Here for jokes, not gender; they/them is fine.
Riffing is life. Incessant bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hg44mp5v7ovswnkpl3kfcggf/feed/aaabcgn65ghak
I don’t have time for this. Gen Xer in Florida. Same username across the multiverse.
My journey thus far: Pittsburgh to Orlando to Honolulu to Chicago to Delray Beach.
99% of these are recycled tweets.
Once met a giraffe called Henry🦒.
Big fan of comedy. LFC
crabbydacrab from twitter
<something witty>
mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️🌈
Sentient camera. I see things. Sometimes I tell jokes.