Studied art in the Big Eighties
Afraid of DMs
The Yak Had Been Told Not to Talk Back.
It Can't Be Easy To Hang a Giraffe In a Cheap Hotel Room...
Available at Amazon.
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But the cat came back
It just couldn’t stay away, away, away
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Tier c/d shitposter
It's the music, stupid
I resisted last time, thanks
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Ecologist & Evolutionary Biologist. 🐝
DPhil @ Oxford
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strategic comms consultant, writer, socialist. working at the intersection of labor, capitalist globalization, and textile production.
she | her
Street-level journalism in Los Ángeles covering news, culture, and the taco lifestyle. “The 2020 Emerging Voice” James Beard Award winner. Est. 2006.
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fiction writer • roommate to 3 cats with rich interior lives • parmesan enthusiast • interrobang evangelist
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Boulder, Colorado, USA. I like local politics, climate action, dogs, the Nuggets, quilting, 90s/00s sitcoms, and arguing with people on the internet. I was permanently banned from Nextdoor.
Political science PhD student. Former starfish. World’s third best Bigfoot colonial governance simulation expert. Trans. She/her
Not actually a Teen Titan or neocon.
Definitely not a haunted zoo
Colorado Governor. Fighting for affordable health care, better education, an economy that works for everyone, and protecting our Colorado way of life.
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I have a shiny, smooth coat and a precise, internal clock for my meal times
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Will shill for toy soldiers or samosas
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Shitposter with intermittent bursts of sincerity.
Writer, filmmaker. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/him
Seattle
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'Peddler of Wheres,' job creator, Owner at The Map Center in Pawtucket RI- it's like a hip record store but for maps.
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Sometimes post pictures of food or thoughts on books I read.
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failed mathematician, now 20% less mentally ill
they/them thanks
We are a movement to remove the 435 cap on the US House of Representatives by 2029, the 100-year anniversary of the cap.
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alt text ✅ politics 🚫
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Coping with the end of America through dad jokes
gorkin it.
(not related to xai or twitter.)
Pagan with an attitude
TTRPG player
Gamer
Enthusiast of things chaotic
Frustrated artist
Keeper of the tomes
Omni-sexual
She/Her (sometimes It. IYKYK)
(DMs are open. Mostly)
pdx based proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously
just Me
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I only drink hot tap water
death before detransition
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AxialAge on chess.com
The apocalypse will be shitposted
Eat the Reich
No skeets are legal advice
Minors DNI except w/ a signed permission slip from your legal guardian on file w/ my manager
If I argue, I probably have a degree in it
我用很多语言发帖…
I don’t want to write a description ❤️
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In Denver mostly
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I like to have fun online
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cishet, she/her
**real life is my alt, baby**
she/her
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she/her/hers 🏳️🌈
always awkward. usually quiet. sometimes funny. probably hungry.
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Magician, drag queen, poet, uncle, singer/songwriter.
By day I do IT. By night I hardly ever do it.
Rage, rage against the lying of the right
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PARODY. All of the popular films and series not coming to Disney+ or anywhere else. Intern @straycunt.bsky.social tweets signed as KH.
only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her 🏳️🌈
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My body is not my temple
It’s more like my bar and grill
everyday I start to ooze
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Possibly not a cookie, but definitely a Cookie
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I like love corned beef hash
⬇️If you wanna⬇️
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surrounded by a chaos of my own making
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I’ve been called the fount of useless and depressing knowledge of my generation. 🏳️🌈💙📚🐱🫶🌈🌈
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Still in that awkward pre-ghost phase
writer/editor at The Beaverton
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Feature Writer at New York Magazine, author of Bottoms Up and the Devil Laughs, Los Feliz / Iowa City
melancholic. bad poet.
obscene, perverse, awkward little weirdo.
she/her
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I'd help lift your spirits but I've got a bad back.
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I'm a newsletter (and sometimes other stuff) about the internet (and sometimes other stuff)
Economics editor at The Bulwark. MS NOW (formerly MSNBC) anchor.
Previously WaPo op-ed columnist and NYT reporter.
Econ, politics, immigration, tax, etc. + occasional theater nerdery.
Idiot
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