Chad Read

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Some content may have been re-purposed from the dead bird place 🐦 I don't follow back accounts that don't repost others or only post about one subject. Sorry "I fake it so real I am beyond fake"

Movies. Music. Cats. Pistachios. Laughter. "As seen on Twitter" https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dcv4ovbbznx6wknbpukm3tye/feed/aaacjgywm5ney

LA standup comedian & writerer. smart, dumb, and stoney✨ I bake foccacia ❤️ I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy

•Whimsical Weird Girl•Artist•Creator• •Anxious•Neurotic•Arthritic•Canadian https://linktr.ee/cruisinsoozan Fuck cancer. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaacssckqdi56

Navigating mid-life, motherhood, and being fabulous! Adulting hard… hot flashing harder. 💋👑🏎️🏍️🦄 Westcoastgurl / Meg-alicious on Twitter 2012-2014

🐢🐉🦖Formerly @PinkCamoTO 🍁🇨🇦 I'm a big deal at the cracker factory. You want proof? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ic4unuy6prh7js6xfyzrmuxm/feed/aaami2zb3yyy4

Somethng s mssng from your lfe bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajpevonw36e

Mediocre. Unsupervised. Eat the rich. Chewing Xanax without making a face. Wipe your feet.

Profoundly Pisces • Snark Savant • Sugar & Spice & 90% Nice 💙TG💙 MOMSPLAINER The Suite Life of LA: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f5xfh2q4gy2mojsicriqv5nm/feed/aaamunv2omale ↘️ I'm not following all y'all back ↙️ 🚫 I need a P0LITICS-FREE zone 🚫

Playing like a champion. Just my stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4biy4v5nhe6h2wh25oveas64/feed/aaanqkdaizoek

Delightful

Yes. It's me, again. Mother to 3 - friend to all And the same neurotic, typo laden posts from the other site. New account to ward off the stupid. I want to earn follows the old fashioned way, with mediocrity and angst. *Now on Substack*

Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM.

I’m here to make you feel better about your parenting 🤣🤣🤣 and worse about your country 🤮🤮🤮

My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si

My timeline is like jazz: it's the jokes that AREN'T funny squeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7eikirzgvpma4zfkwvydka5k/feed/aaaftw77uvttc

Refugee from Twitter, hoping to find a less toxic environment. My posts : https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r2rqi3tmpwcvbxsb3zub3iqu/feed/aaanwy62upabc

used cd rack, see if something catches your eye — don't steal anything: https://tinyurl.com/hn9sja65 new releases: https://tinyurl.com/drankturpentine

I'd help lift your spirits but I've got a bad back. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:udcx3wq52wbwfibycirmso3t/feed/aaaetc4o56ql2

I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet. Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing Kind of. shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba

Somewhere between a wanna-be and a has-been.

I'm only here to pet pugs. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ciy2cjommq6qpegteeptbstv/feed/aaacyyuczfd5a

Soros-funded lost soul from the Twitterverse prone to typos. Currently drowning in disbelief.

Progressive. California ❤️ Designer. Never Ever Trump. Anti fascist. Pro Democracy. Back yard fort architect. LGBTQIA+ ally. Animal lover. Jesus is Woke everything else is noise. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦

Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6uivv4i6quuq35dw3whgdcab/feed/aaab5j4llxq56

leftist queer research nurse. lots of opinions, dancing in the pool, and binging all the tv shows. pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social me 🎷 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6zgfjzqdhrwwp7btpy5jwzu/feed/aaaf4giwbsd24 more me 🆗 https://nursemurderer.com

Looking for common sense reporting. Also getting used to being berated for commonsense reporting.

wanna laugh so hard I puke my pants

✨Sugar, spice, and mostly nice✨

Morose optimist.

Just a female who breaths.

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:llhdag2velhktv5okvb7otyp/feed/aaaihlgafcphg Just regular

Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaafyok6b2wuy

Elon Musk made Twitter awful. CHECK OUT MY STUFF: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaad3mlldehle If we Follow each other on the Musk dumpster fire we should do it here too Here for fun not politics

Same bitch different place. I still don’t like you. Leave my she-shed alone. YouTube: https://youtube.com/@thebeaniebizzo?feature=shared My shizz: bsky.app/profile/thewifeyoulove.bsky.social

I didn't realize I was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo. That's still a very low number of rodeos.

Cautiously optimistic about people and life in general. 40s. She/Her. Searchlink: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:eswrm3ncghcprue3b7dnurfr/feed/aaaepewpsahim

AuDHDAF. Newly highly regulated. Stupid/smart/weird/normal person. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:475zpjy4jemtrshakmunzqdy/feed/aaalqeqedfqae

I was both @damnfinetweet and @michaeltrying in a former life. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efvxhhqbusjcjsqqxyffaszb/feed/aaaguuic4ll2e

Opinions expressed here are not the opinions of my employer. They are the opinions of Elvis Presley as relayed to me telepathically by the inhabitants of Venus. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvcwxxjti7dvgqovf2rrml2c/feed/aaaj5zycfldqi

I’ve been called the fount of useless and depressing knowledge of my generation. 🏳️‍🌈💙📚🐱🫶🌈🌈 🦋: https://shorturl.at/Sdtvn 🤦‍♀️: https://shorturl.at/PBpMK

Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money). My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi

Mom/GG. 40ish. Cannabis monster. Weird on purpose. Chronically-illin . #LupusBlows https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2luhye4tn44wgisfwglcaz53/feed/aaagcmwhcb732

Kava Chief of Schooner Island 2022.

🏳️‍🌈 he/him ❤️‍🔥 parasocial butterfly see posts for relevant stalking info shitposts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaaixp73zpsx6 search links: https://bsky.app/profile/professorkiosk.wtf/post/3lyho3hzatk2p

Not everybody was king-fu fighting. Some of us had a cramp.

Welcome to LisaWorld San Francisco 🌉 Pun 👸🏽 🐈‍⬛ 🐈 Mom Pisces ♓ 🌎Orbit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaakvlozerilu 🐈Beliefs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaaekyll5zymq

my meows: https://bsky.app/profile/greekheanen.bsky.social/search

here, I can’t see the eye rolls meh https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g MEH https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim

only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her 🏳️‍🌈

Link to my posts published in NY Times, Playboy, WashPo and Circuit City Circular: https://tinyurl.com/mr359zmu Enjoyer of @biskercrispy.bsky.social’s Elevator Buttons

Horrible Listener • Masochistic 49ers Fan • Aggressive DJ • Worrier Princess • Rebel • Feral • Hypochondriac • 90s Girl • Banana Bread Aficionado 🪨⛓️‍💥🪢🏈🐳

The Cake is a Lie

Jokes, cats, shenanigans, maybe tarot. Have you had your microplastics today? @badkitty_ on twitter @amongtheusualdays on threads @favrd alumnus

Birds, books, art, movies, podcasts, pit bulls, horror, Swiftie. Independent. Never leaving the cottage. The Count of Monte Cristo book stan. she/her My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ulw4uyksqkafwqq5awhqkz44/feed/aaadbiaaamtas

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I’ve missed you guys

I wrote a joke about a potato once bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai5k54haeh6

Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaah2fr3irsok Oldest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaahzzttumymq Faves: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaalznr6tqswo

Calmer than I ought to be Avi by @theunderfold.bsky.social My thingies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bbnbcpkor3wj3v57err7gziw/feed/aaaiyxmgyspti Best thingies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bbnbcpkor3wj3v57err7gziw/feed/aaagxe7btouua

Singer-SongScreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure I Fourth Thing my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dhu3nmcojovt7ev3eepmzuii/feed/aaakfmu2vw5oo

Laugh because we must survive 2012 Twinkie disappearance Survivor AuDHD Proud scar wearer Widow. My name is Elle She/they Poetry #brokenpoet is copyrighted My skeets👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mwuc3n3ghz2fhetzkhiwswcm/feed/aaao3ktlhor3q

I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble. 🇵🇸🇷🇺 La crème de la crème (patissière) 👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xiql7unalmesci5sgalfj6on/feed/aaae4ledalxss

An old idiot who plays disc golf--badly. He/Him

Talk amongst yourselves My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uoxr2kbtntvmzkrezjgbpw6l/lists/3lcrcaxeitx2u

This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Also fuck you

Just a dork from Minnesota. You might remember me from that place that rhymed with shitter. I mostly respond with gifs and pictures of my chickens. She/Her Sorry in advance: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f76ahtgafcxjbveikn3l7yeu/feed/aaac3tthxgrn6

Still the tangled necklace of the jewelry box. Surviving cancer, lupus, and heart failure. Lover of animals and hater of red hats. My dog says hi. 💜 Venmo: @SSparkles My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qbftkcrnaxqgxbpl3bgct4gf/feed/aaadmle5ohqyu

I'm the Big Bad Wolf

@BinnerJr from Twitter

Los Angeles Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:felmcuw57f4i23nuy2w2dcr7/feed/aaafl75mzybfe

The Original Cat (& Goat) Lady

I wave hello to cats

Stealer of lighters Just my garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaaeov2vryvuq most liked garbage: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3w5fhqj3gbndznf6ic3pfn6m/feed/aaabvdckmxp42

Here for the funny with an occasional politic. Reposts are an endorsement of the joke. My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3ikhpxf3tft4blnm3xphwu5t/feed/aaaefhjnprqaq

Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhz43btfuzkkgj2hwvhvc2jr/feed/aaal2ybjpxkkq Fresh Tots https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhz43btfuzkkgj2hwvhvc2jr/feed/aaajknw6kxutk

Former lifelong Buffalonian living in North Carolina. Don't bother me. Go Bills❤️💙 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaackkaxo7pmk

Tradesman, Musician, Malcontent. New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrpmcwzmdg Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrsfikdrqk

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Hi! This is the space they gave me to write something WITTY and BRILLIANT so that you'll want to follow me, and if I had something, this is where I'd post it.

Diehard Saints, Astros, LSU Tiger fan. SE Louisiana https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ndsxj47hf3hpi4ibsiv27p7v/feed/aaadyeggry74k

This is my brain on drugs. No questions at this time. Pan/demi/polyam The light of my life: @wickedgarden.bsky.social Junk Folder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao76kgcb4ci

Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaabbu3r6cxpi

Irish, Seattle(yes, it's raining), biker, traveler, and taker of naps.

wondering through the woods bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaag4k6yxumoy

Twitter escapee. Posting dumb shit online since 2009. CNC Machinist. Guitarist. Obsessive Movie Watcher. Follow me on Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/18GjF Just Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajlonohdrds

I’m half kidding half of the time, seriously. IG @deadlioness

my hobbies are microblogging, reading microblogs and lying down