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Some content may have been re-purposed from the dead bird place 🐦 I don't follow back accounts that don't repost others or only post about one subject. Sorry
"I fake it so real I am beyond fake"
Movies. Music. Cats. Pistachios. Laughter.
"As seen on Twitter"
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LA standup comedian & writerer. smart, dumb, and stoney✨
I bake foccacia ❤️
I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy
•Whimsical Weird Girl•Artist•Creator•
•Anxious•Neurotic•Arthritic•Canadian
https://linktr.ee/cruisinsoozan
Fuck cancer.
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Navigating mid-life, motherhood, and being fabulous! Adulting hard… hot flashing harder.
💋👑🏎️🏍️🦄
Westcoastgurl / Meg-alicious on Twitter 2012-2014
🐢🐉🦖Formerly @PinkCamoTO 🍁🇨🇦
I'm a big deal at the cracker factory.
You want proof?
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Somethng s mssng from your lfe
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Mediocre. Unsupervised. Eat the rich. Chewing Xanax without making a face. Wipe your feet.
Profoundly Pisces • Snark Savant • Sugar & Spice & 90% Nice 💙TG💙 MOMSPLAINER
The Suite Life of LA: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:f5xfh2q4gy2mojsicriqv5nm/feed/aaamunv2omale
↘️ I'm not following all y'all back ↙️
🚫 I need a P0LITICS-FREE zone 🚫
Playing like a champion.
Just my stuff:
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Yes. It's me, again.
Mother to 3 - friend to all
And the same neurotic, typo laden posts from the other site.
New account to ward off the stupid. I want to earn follows the old fashioned way, with mediocrity and angst.
*Now on Substack*
Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM.
I’m here to make you feel better about your parenting 🤣🤣🤣 and worse about your country 🤮🤮🤮
My writing's been found on food shopping lists & mini golf scores
My Bluesky tweets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aiszm5s7rajxmnj5t35tm4qh/feed/aaadebecxn2si
My timeline is like jazz: it's the jokes that AREN'T funny
squeets https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7eikirzgvpma4zfkwvydka5k/feed/aaaftw77uvttc
Refugee from Twitter, hoping to find a less toxic
environment.
My posts : https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r2rqi3tmpwcvbxsb3zub3iqu/feed/aaanwy62upabc
used cd rack, see if something catches your eye — don't steal anything: https://tinyurl.com/hn9sja65
new releases: https://tinyurl.com/drankturpentine
I'd help lift your spirits but I've got a bad back.
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I’m Bob. My penis is 4 inches but thick as a beer can, has 2 heads and can kill a pair of doves from 17 feet.
Oh hey, bobhellertees.com is still kind of a thing
Kind of.
shitskeets: https://tinyurl.com/hxaja4ba
Somewhere between a wanna-be and a has-been.
I'm only here to pet pugs.
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Soros-funded lost soul from the Twitterverse prone to typos. Currently drowning in disbelief.
Progressive. California ❤️ Designer. Never Ever Trump. Anti fascist. Pro Democracy. Back yard fort architect. LGBTQIA+ ally. Animal lover. Jesus is Woke everything else is noise. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦
Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me
Mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6uivv4i6quuq35dw3whgdcab/feed/aaab5j4llxq56
leftist queer research nurse. lots of opinions, dancing in the pool, and binging all the tv shows.
pfp by @geraldinepiche.bsky.social
me 🎷 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z6zgfjzqdhrwwp7btpy5jwzu/feed/aaaf4giwbsd24
more me 🆗 https://nursemurderer.com
Looking for common sense reporting. Also getting used to being berated for commonsense reporting.
wanna laugh so hard I puke my pants
✨Sugar, spice, and mostly nice✨
Just a female who breaths.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:llhdag2velhktv5okvb7otyp/feed/aaaihlgafcphg
Just regular
Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀
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Elon Musk made Twitter awful.
CHECK OUT MY STUFF:
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If we Follow each other on the Musk dumpster fire we should do it here too
Here for fun not politics
Same bitch different place.
I still don’t like you.
Leave my she-shed alone.
YouTube: https://youtube.com/@thebeaniebizzo?feature=shared
My shizz: bsky.app/profile/thewifeyoulove.bsky.social
I didn't realize I was supposed to know how to do everything by my second rodeo. That's still a very low number of rodeos.
Cautiously optimistic about people and life in general. 40s. She/Her.
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AuDHDAF. Newly highly regulated. Stupid/smart/weird/normal person.
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I was both @damnfinetweet and @michaeltrying in a former life.
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Opinions expressed here are not the opinions of my employer. They are the opinions of Elvis Presley as relayed to me telepathically by the inhabitants of Venus. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nvcwxxjti7dvgqovf2rrml2c/feed/aaaj5zycfldqi
I’ve been called the fount of useless and depressing knowledge of my generation. 🏳️🌈💙📚🐱🫶🌈🌈
🦋: https://shorturl.at/Sdtvn
🤦♀️: https://shorturl.at/PBpMK
Gracing the swankiest runways from Lancaster to Philadelphia. You may have seen me in Amish GQ or earlier work like “Ride My Buggy” (I needed the money).
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jq5o5agfrn447e5f7jzkjiq7/feed/aaaggy55iyohi
Mom/GG. 40ish. Cannabis monster. Weird on purpose. Chronically-illin . #LupusBlows
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Kava Chief of Schooner Island 2022.
🏳️🌈 he/him ❤️🔥 parasocial butterfly
see posts for relevant stalking info
shitposts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaaixp73zpsx6
search links: https://bsky.app/profile/professorkiosk.wtf/post/3lyho3hzatk2p
Not everybody was king-fu fighting. Some of us had a cramp.
Welcome to LisaWorld
San Francisco 🌉
Pun 👸🏽
🐈⬛ 🐈 Mom
Pisces ♓
🌎Orbit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaakvlozerilu
🐈Beliefs: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sh3x2xhofujvvkdpg2udbmf4/feed/aaaekyll5zymq
my meows: https://bsky.app/profile/greekheanen.bsky.social/search
here, I can’t see the eye rolls
meh https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g
MEH https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
only the slightest whiff of mental illness. she/her 🏳️🌈
Link to my posts published in NY Times, Playboy, WashPo and Circuit City Circular: https://tinyurl.com/mr359zmu
Enjoyer of @biskercrispy.bsky.social’s Elevator Buttons
Horrible Listener • Masochistic 49ers Fan • Aggressive DJ • Worrier Princess • Rebel • Feral • Hypochondriac • 90s Girl • Banana Bread Aficionado 🪨⛓️💥🪢🏈🐳
Jokes, cats, shenanigans, maybe tarot. Have you had your microplastics today?
@badkitty_ on twitter @amongtheusualdays on threads @favrd alumnus
Birds, books, art, movies, podcasts, pit bulls, horror, Swiftie. Independent. Never leaving the cottage. The Count of Monte Cristo book stan. she/her
My Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ulw4uyksqkafwqq5awhqkz44/feed/aaadbiaaamtas
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I wrote a joke about a potato once
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Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaah2fr3irsok
Oldest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaahzzttumymq
Faves: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaalznr6tqswo
Calmer than I ought to be
Avi by @theunderfold.bsky.social
My thingies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bbnbcpkor3wj3v57err7gziw/feed/aaaiyxmgyspti
Best thingies: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bbnbcpkor3wj3v57err7gziw/feed/aaagxe7btouua
Singer-SongScreamer I Gay Homosexual I Pubic Figure I Fourth Thing
my skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dhu3nmcojovt7ev3eepmzuii/feed/aaakfmu2vw5oo
Laugh because we must survive
2012 Twinkie disappearance Survivor
AuDHD
Proud scar wearer
Widow. My name is Elle
She/they
Poetry #brokenpoet is copyrighted
My skeets👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mwuc3n3ghz2fhetzkhiwswcm/feed/aaao3ktlhor3q
I'm funny. I just don't show it because I'm humble. I'm also highly intelligent. And humble.
🇵🇸🇷🇺
La crème de la crème (patissière)
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An old idiot who plays disc golf--badly.
He/Him
Talk amongst yourselves
My posts:
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This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Also fuck you
Just a dork from Minnesota.
You might remember me from that place that rhymed with shitter.
I mostly respond with gifs and pictures of my chickens.
She/Her
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Still the tangled necklace of the jewelry box. Surviving cancer, lupus, and heart failure. Lover of animals and hater of red hats. My dog says hi. 💜
Venmo: @SSparkles
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Los Angeles
Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:felmcuw57f4i23nuy2w2dcr7/feed/aaafl75mzybfe
The Original Cat (& Goat) Lady
Stealer of lighters
Just my garbage:
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most liked garbage:
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Here for the funny with an occasional politic. Reposts are an endorsement of the joke. My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3ikhpxf3tft4blnm3xphwu5t/feed/aaaefhjnprqaq
Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhz43btfuzkkgj2hwvhvc2jr/feed/aaal2ybjpxkkq
Fresh Tots https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhz43btfuzkkgj2hwvhvc2jr/feed/aaajknw6kxutk
Former lifelong Buffalonian living in North Carolina. Don't bother me. Go Bills❤️💙
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Tradesman, Musician, Malcontent.
New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrpmcwzmdg
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrsfikdrqk
Hi! This is the space they gave me to write something WITTY and BRILLIANT so that you'll want to follow me, and if I had something, this is where I'd post it.
Diehard Saints, Astros, LSU Tiger fan. SE Louisiana
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This is my brain on drugs. No questions at this time.
Pan/demi/polyam
The light of my life: @wickedgarden.bsky.social
Junk Folder: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaao76kgcb4ci
Carpenter by day, shadow puppet prodigy by night
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Irish, Seattle(yes, it's raining), biker, traveler, and taker of naps.
wondering through the woods
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Twitter escapee. Posting dumb shit online since 2009. CNC Machinist. Guitarist. Obsessive Movie Watcher. Follow me on Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/18GjF
Just Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajlonohdrds
I’m half kidding half of the time, seriously.
IG @deadlioness
my hobbies are microblogging, reading microblogs and lying down