Friend of Dorothea. Seriously, don't even bother.
➡️ https://bsky.app/search?q=from:kellymild.bsky.social
I’m a stagehand for the city of Sacramento.
Also Santa.
Also frustrated.
Old.
Buachaill Ceilteach gnéasach
🏴
a pseudomichael
a cinematographer
a cat father
a can’t believe how strange it is to be anything at all
pseudomichael.com
I do law stuff, begrudgingly and usually for money.
Occasionally I teach.
Yes, I know, I’m sorry, I don’t know why I’m like this either
Gay Texan who believes Black Lives Matter, and everyone deserves autonomy over their own body. Wannabe birder. Resist. He/him
Lifetime Longhorn 🤘
Be kind to yourself and others, and always be safe. I'm on TikTok. I'm in DFW, Texas. Some say I'm a comedian, but I don't think so; I'm just old and do jigsaw puzzles. Sometimes I dance, but I'm not very good
https://linktr.ee/OldManSteve
I pretty much like all kinds of stuff.
I collect ugly knockoffs and bootlegs, the crazier, the better.
should have been a pair of ragged claws
Mostly a lurker, love Radiohead, Malazan, The Wire, Buffy and Angel, and used to collect tons of comics. Overall just trying to be a good dude.
I can't lose my humanity even though it is so hard right now. I won't go back and neither should you.
In with the out crowd. Cloud Cöökööland.
I never saved anything for the swim back. 🏴
No DM’s.
Tea-based lifeform. Ghosthead👻. JMC Conscript. Niner. Early X-ile.
Loves racing 🏎️🏍️ and gaming 🎮 along with the nerdery.
BS Intolerant. Flawed. Variety Skeeter.
gorilla soaring in the blueskies
Big smartass, small pond. Based on true events and other bullshit I made up.
Not really a dog. Married, kids, he/him. I don't mind if you don't follow me back; please don't take offense if I don't follow you back. P.S. I voted Harris/Walz and I'm not sorry.
Trying to stay sane in this weird circus.
Movies, books, Godzilla, collectibles, MOTU, horror, DC comics, marmalade, yerba mate, coffee, chocolate, Japan, travel, Superman, Hellboy, Gundam, no religion, no politics.
Posting stuff from my own collection.
Pronouns: mongrel/wolf hound
Does my brain feel weird to you?
🤖 Automated | Your songs → community playlist hourly on Spotify
📌 See pinned post for details
📻 https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1PkWMirBslXWUtwW3ImA1F
Race: Discarded Curious George stuffy animated by the vengeful ghost of Dorothy Parker
Age: Old enough to identify 14400 baud by sound
Sex: Whichever one you don’t want foot pics from
hi i’m Eben; a wife-guy; i’m here to put my special touch on things
‘First as awkwardness* then as epilepsy’
*major depressive disorder
I make art at www.geraldinepiche.com
My ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
No AI is used to make my art
(They/them)
Spicy art alt: @darkdeeny.bsky.social
The hits: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:gnl3ayhesqoqehujcj5rrwny/feed/aaalbjcl5qrtu
A box of misc robot parts you found by a trashbin & assembled into a pretty rad friend wife who hums a bit & is a nympho hipster.
+420. v kinky. CNC. cptsd. fuck this. fuck everything.
DMs open, she/they/fae/it/ki TF lesrom omnisexl
💌 Valentine ghostie✨Chronically ill & chronically chill 🍃 ADHD Squaddie 🧠 Skillful Snacker 🥨 Spoonie 🥄 TV/Movie gal 🍿
Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming Wow! What a Ride
San Francisco. Poet. Home of the bizarre rant. Relies too much on Simpsons references to establish a human connection.
Work in @underscoremag.bsky.social, Puerto del Sol, Rivet Journal, @eunoiareview.bsky.social
Hiya. I love films, tunes and Muppets. Aces to meet you.
Dem to the bone. Escaped X with my sanity intact. #Resist #BlueCrew NO DMs
The Trump Regime Must Burn In The 🔥🔥🔥 Of Justice ...
It Is Us ... Or Them‼️ Time For #Revolution‼️⚡️🗡⚔️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #FightBackForTheResistance‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#EPSTEIN #TrumpTheFucktard ##NetanyahuTheFucktard
💙 Mom/G’Ma/GG’Ma /🐈⬛mom
🚫 FASCISM
It is no longer a left or right argument but a MORAL VS EVIL fight!
#LGBTQ+🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ inclusive
#Resist #Blue-crew #FuckFascism
#GoodTrouble #StrongerTogether
NO🚫DM(uninvited=ignored)
NO🚫porn!! NO🚫CRYPTO
ABSOLUTELY NO MAGA!!
The whole world is cartoonish, even me. Local Gnus is less politics, more filling.
Minneapolis non-comedian
Made webcomics, did improv, created Make Me Watch TV and other unnecessary web stuff.
"Has a history of creating conceptual internet projects" -Billboard Magazine
(he/him)
@cr1sp_sandw1ch on the ex-bird site
Hmmm. In my defence I was probably drunk.
Software Developer
Yorkshire, UK
Way too outspoken not to cause trouble. I won’t be the only one screaming out to the masses.
Inventor of the internet. I think in my pajamas. Anti-evil. (All opinions are my own or subconsciously pirated from 60s television.)
jonny’s toothpicks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:63wytfb2epym3xtpysvadht6/feed/aaadthb5tphxe
Resist Rebel Revolt! Anti-Fascist. Author. Philosopher. Dog-Mom. Utilitarian Democrat. Existential Activist.
https://melissanadiaviviana.com/
Organized 3 Abortion Marches
Past President of Women's Non-Profit
Past Secretary of LGBTQIA Org
NO time for Zionists
DNA test result, 99.4% Celt ie, Mad Paddy.
Irish, born and raised in England, Highlander in a Scottish Infantry Regt, Economic League spy, (honestly! )
living in the mountains of North Wales
Mom to Seth who was murdered while attending Berkeley 💔 Trumps hateful rhetoric angered his neighbor to kill 💔 I now advocate for gun control and speaking for those who no longer can 💙 Teacher
I don’t bite.
This space for rent.
The judge said I have a “classy miss” demeanor <3
🇵🇸
*shrug* let's give it a go - genderless animist/feral buddhist, also plural so mostly use we/us instead of I/me - this is emphatically not a couples thing nor a royalty thing :) - (we're earhartsease on tumblr in case that's relevant)
We are alike cuz we’re diff
Love me damn it 🐾
Followed by 100 k crickets
what if we could have the things we liked, minus the things we didn't like
Mostly skeeting news at the intersection of Colorado, cannabis, the war on drugs, law enforcement shenanigans, and the surrounding states.
I read Tarot but can’t read the room. Looking for my keys but will stay for charcuterie. The OG Gingercorn from le Twit.
I'm just a Dirty minded, Extremely sarcastic, always caffeinated Trump trolling...dude.
My shitposts
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vvlw2ggojhkpmivjzdcniuzr/feed/aaacuyg5vogtg
Bewildered medical publicist, aka 'the Malcolm Tucker of surgery'. Mum to 2 rugby lads & a greyhound. Pole dancing enthusiast, Dharma teacher, ally 🏳️🌈. Dreamscrolling in a smoking jacket and fez. She/her 🇻🇪🇪🇺🇵🇹🇺🇦
🌊🌊💥💥 @oops@mindly.social
Two-handed battleax
🍕
@@oops@mindly.social
My skeets:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanxcoin72me
Northeast raised, southern living. One of the good ones ✌️❤️🍻
If you’re at my house and have to shit go home
West Coast 🇨🇦🇬🇧 that/it
Spit takes: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:uft5tq2vgy3jxzxojtzpgepr/feed/aaahewkuf32zc
This online space is literally the result of my life it’s… well it’s kind of funny in a way
I used to be funny on the other app.
Creative Profesh.
Loves dogs, horror, and fart jokes.
She/Her
My stash: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6cvoaonbohssdjhqlu3vp6qe/feed/aaaee6vuxcj6s
Mediocre. Unsupervised. Eat the rich. Chewing Xanax without making a face. Wipe your feet.
Northeast US mama, reader, painter, amateur chef. Probably bored. Likely ready to chat your face off.
Often affable.
(I was @scarycookies at the other place)
my stuff, if I did this right: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jdww4zxbqiotssjkjlxgns2b/feed/aaadmpfcl7khw
Just some dude here for cats and chaos. / If your skyline is 99% politics, I’m probably not going to follow you.
"I understood what he meant when he said I sucked." -- Todd Snider
formerly ogskydog
suckage https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:it6vk4nyt7nu7yo54h7ivezf/feed/aaahvtsdprjuw
remember when robocop shot that guy in the dick
I live my life by Fight, flight, freeze, fawn, fazolis and fuck 🤷🏻♀️
Bangers:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaajhsquucxq4
Weird shit men say to me
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hralgjy2sjmhmrt3fdxd4wvt/feed/aaabhkpm6vfsq
Londoner
Angoraphobic
The platonic ideal of misophonia
Old sole
Spoiling for a humiliating climb-down
Wisconsin shit-poster with mental health issues... enjoy!
(actually my therapist said my life is just sad)
May Gary Busey bless and keep you🙏🏼
Football dork🏈, music guru/singer🎶, vinyl collector, Gulf War vet🪖,
157IQ idiot, comic🎙️, tequilas...
A while back on another site, my bio was pretty good. I know I’ll never come close to that again so I’m not even going to try. Like me or not, just know you probably aren’t very smart if you choose the latter.
Ghost
You may not like me this time. Not sorry.
A Texan who grew up as an expat. I play guitar, watch MLR and NHL, enjoy live music, travel, scuba/snorkeling, and snowboarding, and practice sarcasm. He/him
https://linktr.ee/baron.von.j
Call me stupid all you want, you can’t hurt me with the truth.
New York State Poser Laureate
Pfp alt: Bat Boy
He/him
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ptbjlnxon7auae4fd46umjer/feed/aaaowg6rhe54y
My bangers & whimpers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ptbjlnxon7auae4fd46umjer/feed/aaaeotaibrcqq
"...and that's when she hit him, Your Honor,"
Namaste Mufuckers~
🐒👑💚💨🪬
I’m just an emo kid that grew up into an emo adult. She/Her
Green Bay, WI
bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaf3c5zlq3qs
Alive out of spite
Just here to have a silly little time
Professional Pet sitter/Dog lover. Mets fan. TarHeel. Simpsons addict. Live music is my escape
Corny jokes and memes. 🏀⚾️🏈🎵🐕🐶
He/Him
Commentary YouTuber, professional opinionater, and winner of over 1,000 fake arguments in my own head.
youtube.com/@JasonMcBason
Navigating mid-life, motherhood, and being fabulous! Adulting hard… hot flashing harder.
💋👑🏎️🏍️🦄
Westcoastgurl / Meg-alicious on Twitter 2012-2014
"annoying woke twat"
fresh shite:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ahmxpqmwql6cdadznduflgot/feed/aaad54gcxcjro
polished turds:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ahmxpqmwql6cdadznduflgot/feed/aaaciatrdxzmm
County Galway 🇮🇪
A glimpse inside the mind of one of the world’s top thinkers
(He/him)
Not a bot, not a human, but a secret third thing.
Perhaps Zuul? Probably a fruit. 🍌
Chaos goddess she/her/goblin
World renowned cheese pervert. 🧀
Every dog has his day. It’s a dog eat dog world. All dogs go to heaven
i do this so that anyone searching me online is fully forewarned as to the caliber of obnoxiousness i bring to the table ✨
(Still not a 🐿️)
called an “irreverent internet comedian” by a bsky database once,so 💅
Linktree: https://linktr.ee/YourCatButtFace
📍NYC ꩜ ❤️🧡🤍💗💜
Late bloomer
Feral
Doer of hair
Foul mouthed
Lifter of weights
Radical Feminist
Lover of all
Anti fascist af
Receiver of tattoos
Music buff
Grower of plants
Slightly deviant
Professional haver of fun 🩷
🌶️ https://bsky.app/profile/dollface44.bsky.social
The Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla
I was born in the wagon of a travelling show, mama used to dance for the money they’d throw
https://bsky.app/profile/vicsvaporub.bsky.social/feed/aaahkygmyyadq
Gen X European UKish 🇪🇺
Spend more time talking to cats than people.
I'd rather be woke than be morally broke.
In a relationship.💘
#BLM #LGBTQIA+Ally
#KTTO #TacticalVoting #PR
#TransRightsAreHumanRight
#Disability #SlavaUkrainii 🇺🇦
Writer, thinker, artist, player of music, eternal child. Sarcastic but sweet AF,
Graceless Lady🌊🌊 She/Her - 8647
"Witch, scholar, poet, dreamer, and the rest, to be a woman also."
~ Elizabeth Barret Browning
I love Canada 🍁
Anomalous Smutmuffin Enigma
Pataphysician
Patamodernist
Actual talking gorilla
cover photo ALT: Market shelves bursting with yellow bananas
Holding forth on the things that gladden my heart...or really rip my nightie.
Laid-back Democrat in Texas 💙
I love cheesy jokes ..not writing just reading because I suck at it (just like your Mom did last night) and writing morbid poetry. I’m a fcking mess! (Shameless plug ig: living_in_the_rhyme_light not your average poetry) my opinions are mine
