Sumo citrus influencer
https://traderjanes.substack.com
Film Critic. Projectionalist.
www.splicedpersonality.com
Independent journalism with a BITE.
www.coyotemedia.org
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artist and pizzatarian | he/him
This bio can’t handle me, I’m too many characters. Also fuck you
Weird Artist. Writer and Illustrator of Comics. Thinks he’s funny.
https://mrkessell.com
Make me laugh and I’ll love you forever 👀
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Wannabe comedian, Disabled Veteran, Boricua, Bills Mafia, Mental Health 🇺🇲🇵🇷
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🐖 Happily married 🐽 Part-Time Pooka & Aspiring Deus Ex Machina 🐖 Steely Dan know-it-all and Lana stan-a 🐽 Mainer 🐖
Homespun wisdom: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lmhjnbey3mwuxjlcjmi62pek/feed/aaalxh26o2iek
DMs = BY INVITATION ONLY
Thoughts from the dark side of a married man. It is what it is and I ain't shit. (Not) New & (Certainly Not) Improved
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My Musings
https://tinyurl.com/2p9ruj7u
Best? Of
https://tinyurl.com/mry4284p
I use light mode and worship the trees. I was much further out than you thought
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Just a cool motherfucker.
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Dignity is overrated.
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Life long member of the Clitterati
🦂♏️
Combination of mean angel and sweet devil.
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My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
*Cosmo(Ew/Yuck): Bane of Therapists
*Content warning: If you're offended by anything, don't follow me.
*Federally funded certified schizophrenic.
*ADHD and persistent anxiety.
*EDS and lupus spoonie.
*Cat.
*Adults only.
*I am absolutely not responsible.
❁ puffy soft stuff ❁
ignis et lapis
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everyday I start to ooze
sure https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:w3k2n6a2xi7e7t6k35bp34hy/feed/aaadonn6u4egq
~Déjà vu of pretty nightmares
Drowning in the sea of TIME...
»Cyber soul crossing Space & Time
X Solitude ∞ ⚛ ∞
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Rest assured I may wander in whatever direction the rabbit hole might lead. Please don't stop me! 🕳️ 🐰INFP/ISFP US/EST
Welcome to BlueSky. Don't be a dick.
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I post preposterous nonsense.
Cat owned, leftist, enby, fmr Submariner (SSN751), fmr paramedic.
If you're bored, then you're boring.
Seeking my Ka-Tet.
Nikon Z8.
See my photos @ Flickr: https://flic.kr/ps/3dhunh
No AI used 📷
Potatoes are my religion.🥔
Fanny. Behind. Bottom. Cheeks. Ass. Pooper. Derriere. Hinie. Keister. Rear end. Rump. Can. Chicken butt.
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I'M NOT HERE FOR UNSOLICITED ADVICE. I HIRE PROFESSIONALS.
A wanderer of sorts. Could be sad anywhere, at any time. If you take what I say seriously, that’s totally on you. This is your warning.
Sent from my iPhone
Me… https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4rjfbibuv5ofeghf3dtzg3ht/feed/aaak3flp3jdmg
Stuff starts out not making sense, so I sensitize it. 🏳️⚧️
How do YOU flamingo?
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GenX girl in a techno world
"We're terrible animals. I think that the Earth's immune system is trying to get rid of us, as well it should."
Kurt Vonnegut
Held together with cheese and double-sided tape.
The void deserves treats.
I get my news elsewhere.
You think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/HeeheeGoose
I think I’m funny: tinyurl.com/OtherGoose
I wrote a really funny intro and accidentally didn't save it. I didn't want to leave this part blank.
Bluesky's mom. Age? The wrong side of 55. ✌🏽❤️🎶🌼
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Pronouns: she/her
bangers (and mash)
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Odds are high there’s a bird in my hair
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aaaa battery
the vaunted fog
any/all
Yep, it's me. Same asshole, different app. Same jokes, same bits, same waste-of-time.
All Ben Affleck movies are Get-Away-From-Ben-Affleck movies, really.
shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends
Notary Private ¤ I don't want to play in your pit orch ¤ saxsquatch@saxsquatch.net ¤ Photo by Edwin.Ess on Insta
34. Tired. Survivor. Former human rights lawyer. ND. Pan. NB. Intersectional feminist. Aspiring "misandrist." I laugh at my own jokes.
🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈♋☮️👩🏾❤️👨🏼💍⚖️🎨🐾👙
Instawham: sanghmitra_s
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They/them. Gold star bisexual. Dynamite with a laser beam. Makes art. Occasionally slutty. MDNI
Protect trans kids 🔪 🔪 🔪
Tlönista. Shitposting merrily downward. Weird plant, cat, books lady. Sci-fi, fantasy, art, jazz, etc. Profile photo is a selfie with the bottom half of my face hilariously covered by my cat's. Banner pic is of crows in a tree.
I once was a sea nymph and now I’m a sunflower. My jokes are beloved by the Today Show, Huffington Post, Apple News, Buzzfeed. I’m from a good Circus family. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wpyca6mmzjnntg7zdb7dd6nw/feed/aaab6u6hleppa
Just to let you know, there are many, many recipes waiting for you on www.nigella.com
I love Peeps, Miracle Whip, Pepsi, pineapple on pizza, and bleu cheese. I'm basically perfect.
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I only drink hot tap water
death before detransition
recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaaemefpggguy
bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:q5qp3y3psxz3tboetjrslzy4/feed/aaae7tclsvuh6
Irish writer/shitetalker/creative. #ActuallyAutistic
Gen-X and still feral.
Guardian of cosmic ideas.
Me https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ttftfqwkk7lim7bli4uqwmzg/feed/aaadnqkohsr5m
get it?
⠀
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(he/him) bidet, star trek, and cornball enthusiast
runs @perfect-skeeties.bsky.social
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pdx based proud girl mom, cannabis expert, feminist...99% IM JOKING seriously
just Me
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best Me
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He/Him, Ally. Ex-Semi Professional Gamer and Bad Streamer. Former USN Officer. Unapologetic Dem. Proud Father. Dog Dad. I'm Her Gomez. Boston Sports Fan. Aspiring Ghostbuster, find me in Jurassic Park on Amitty Island. 🦈
Follow me:
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Everything I post here is autobiographical, except when it’s not.
My heart belongs to @gt73.bsky.social
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Mostly a pizza account but I'm also here for images of cute animals and nature scenes, news, different perspectives, and funny takes. SoCal. I’m a Christian. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6inp5yiltrxwaaysprylsihq/feed/aaamsig4omqig
Head of (off-world) Shapes
Department for colouring in
Not a priest. And my name's not Tim
Puffins:
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🔞 He/Him, UK
I'm Sarah from Smart Bitches, and I like Trashy Books | Daily SBTB email: http://bit.ly/SBTB-feed | Reviews, Cover Snark, & Recs: http://sb-tb.com |
LA standup comedian & writerer. smart, dumb, and stoney✨
I bake foccacia ❤️
I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy
Gen X European UKish 🇪🇺
Spend more time talking to cats than people.
I'd rather be woke than be morally broke.
In a relationship.💘
#BLM #LGBTQIA+Ally
#KTTO #TacticalVoting #PR
#TransRightsAreHumanRight
#Disability #SlavaUkrainii 🇺🇦
Hey, Bitch!
I'm socially awkward.
Becoming more introverted each day.
Sarcastic twat, but in a fun way!
Did not vote for that motherfucker.
Getting by on whiskey 🥃 and wine🍷.
Flirty, dirty, and vulgar (a.k.a. flirting)
Dating that shoeless guy.
FUCK 🧊
Buffoon, Drunk, Failure.
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Lost in daydreams
Just a right flippin’ goof
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• elite shitposter
• writer
• AuDHD
• non-binary
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"Without hope, without witness, without reward"
"The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter"
Gen X hermit
Dog Mum
She/her
Tired
Meh
I found these on the floor
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art • love • nature • equality
crescent city ~ emerald city
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crabbydacrab from twitter
<something witty>
mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️🌈
Progressive Meatbag. I gave at the office. Shitposting is life. I will reskeet all Alt Text.
Better
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Not affiliated with the Greeneville Pet Cemetery
https://fuck.it/
EMAIL with attitude.
ART at the edge of creation.
Pure. Secure. Exclusive.
Follow for an exclusive @fuck.it email address
Writer, actor, audiobook narrator, notorious tryhard
notorious D.E.B.
woman of mystery
pain in my own ass
sexy genius / huge nerd in Philly
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I will always cherish the original misconception I had of you.
I once knew a sensual hog named Alf.
Feed of just me ⬇️
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sensual man | he/him/ham | living on ngunawal country 🇦🇺
I make art at www.geraldinepiche.com
My ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/geraldinepiche
No AI is used to make my art
(They/them)
Spicy art alt: @darkdeeny.bsky.social
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I like 2 make light of things 2 brighten up a dark world.
https://antitrumpresistance.etsy.com
#funny #humor #satire #snarky #memes #humour #hilarious #antitrump #trumpmemes #antitrumpmemes
Vulgar woman
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Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:rzgxnxi42gyskrxw247ofmee/feed/aaaiszx3ijgog
Relentless architect of my own hell
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If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious.
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not too off-puttingly handsome
engagement forager
he/him
none of us are free until all of us are free
Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhz43btfuzkkgj2hwvhvc2jr/feed/aaal2ybjpxkkq
Fresh Tots https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:nhz43btfuzkkgj2hwvhvc2jr/feed/aaajknw6kxutk
**real life is my alt, baby**
she/her
mastodon: @trickykat@beige.party
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Trickshots: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ljb5o7ltqkol72dxn33dlvrj/feed/aaaeggv4dcza6
Can’t decide whether I need a hug or a flamethrower.
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notably sexy rascal | he/they | Chicago
Writer for The Economist
i'll save everyone
they/she · 29
I am artist amongst other things
ameliadraws.art
If you are interested in a piece send me an email which is below, i cant dm so you have to email me.
If you feel inclined my Paypal is:
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Living on Stolen Land
🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩🎩
my cats run this account 🇨🇦🏳️🌈
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I'm a niche genre.
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Newest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cwus5f2sle4nac62xd46k6dy/feed/aaah2fr3irsok
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Writer, millennial, certified baby whisperer. My phone has been on silent since 2011 and everyone can just deal with it. What Would Jim Larkin Do?
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shitpostmaster general
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No, it’s not hormones, I’m always this unpleasant.
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tall but otherwise normal
sydney
jonhendren.com
(enlarged to show texture)
I am the most famous person in history.
Good posts guaranteed*
https://somewhattolerable.com
*Thursdays from 3-3:30 PM.
Writer (Julia, The Heavens, The Men, How Not to Write a Novel, etc.)
she/they
All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is.
Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, bass, and squats
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