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LA standup comedian & writerer. smart, dumb, and stoney✨
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Former Managing Editor of The Kings Herald, now just a guy being dumb online.
Previously: Sactown Royalty, SB Nation, Sacramento Bee.
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British journalist in California. SFGate editor-at-large. also the Atlantic, Vice, SF Weekly. I write about crime and history and misfits and buildings. Lit agent: Jessica Papin at Dystel
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(I agree w/Buddhists who love Christ but find Christians so strangely un-Christ-like. I don't like seeing people lied to.)
my mom fucked a bat
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Same dreck, different website
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Profoundly perplexed. Repeat offender from the bird. I wear a lot of black. Probably drinking coffee filled with dog hair.
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