⚽️ MLS and USMNT Insider for The Athletic, CBS Sports Golazo Network, Soccerwise and more
rhymes like dimes, loyle to my capo, IT engineer, spurs/stros/bosox/pats/aces, five star man, he/him/dirty commie
He/him. NSFW Pinups and monsters. College professor, character designer, anti-fascist. Apathy is evil. Suspended twice.
"Fix your heart or die"
-David Lynch
🇵🇸🏳️🌈 🇺🇦 a better world is possible.
Taken ❤️
http://www.patreon.com/ndasfw
Jorts the cat.
Jean helps me.
This is a police hating and human existence loving account
Whenever I do satire everyone thinks its news and whenever I do news everyone thinks it's satire so good luck with these posts I guess
On Mastodon: Criminalerin.jorts.horse
She/they/guy
Huge emphasis on not being her
artist, writer, tech alchemist. goth cyberpunk combat doll.
2028 Democratic Primary Frontrunner
please use alt text.
🔞minors dni🔞 she/they/fae
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🎮𝗖𝘂𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴: Demonschool⛧🏫⛧
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merch👩🎤: transgender.gay
a giddy little thrill
at a reasonable price
🇵🇸
eyy woah pal, im postin’ ovah here
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cashapp: $mrcannoli
교포 입양자 KAD 🇰🇷 she/her
not a journalist. don’t be weird!
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Grilled Cheese Award Winning, Fully Automated, Luxury Anarchist Syndicate
Posts written in a kind of obsolete vernacular.
🔀⚧️
Shared Brain - they/she/he/I/my/we/our in a constant superposition
Commissions & Shop: https://moxiest.art
ontological misfit
brooklyn // she
👩🏻💻 d2foundry.gg
✨ gothfem.me
robin sky leigh
strategic comms consultant, writer, socialist. working at the intersection of labor, capitalist globalization, and textile production.
she | her
Area man, unfortunately
Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater
in Los Angeles
he/him
gargoyle. iconoclast. i told satan to post hog and now i can control him like the sims. gay trans she/her
the most jobless and most online.
trans speedrunner tech anarchist mentally ill attractive American socialist
Master Fitted-Sheet Folder | 🇬🇾 🇨🇦
Followed by Jerry
mastodon.social/@rvbdrm
Profile: A brown man wearing a tuxedo.
Banner: a green hilly field with a blue sky with clouds.
He/They. Queer.🏴
Tech worker (derogatory)
Fuck fascism
📍: Northern Virginia
harm reductionist & counselor, advocate, member of young widow club - once featured in Bon Appétit magazine. views are my own; smarter + funnier than you.
📍MPLS | 39 | she/they
All pookleblinky know is play music, lift weight, eat hot chip, write unsettling threads. You are now aware of the taste of your own mouth. Gendered in the way a peat bog is.
Trumpet, saxophone, guitar, banjo, bass, and squats
Humorisht
the thing with the stuff:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ephqjyhfcguwb7drch63q5ym/feed/aaadc5mzkd2g4
I see the future. We all end up dead.
Neurodivergent | Community Herbalist | Any pronouns | no medical advice | might help ID plants (just ask) cosmo student ✂️💅🏼 $mycelialgurl
you rockin with bad boy summer⁉️
Jewish. Humor writer. JewSky Plus feed operator
Bylines: @pointsincase.com, @Slackjaw, @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social, @robotbutt.bsky.social @endofthebench.bsky.social
ryandavid.lol
Find JewSky Plus in my Feeds tab. Discord:
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abolitionist lawyer. everyday antifascist. viva viva tortuguita.
https://hearinla.substack.com/p/who-is-ricci-sergienko-and-why-does-the-la-sheriff-hate-him-so-much-83ca9a8a03eb
not really a dog. reposts = official CDC recommendations. he/him
CDC style guide: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaamfdxuzasv6
generally considered a good account
you want to know the rest? buy the rights
firm believer in digital style
https://letterboxd.com/porksweats/
PhD in Parapsychology @ School of the Americas // Staff Correspondent @ Radio Free Albemuth // OSINT Researcher on the #NomadicWarMachine // Schizoaffectionate
the sea hates a coward
they/he
I'm on Germ DM 🔑
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He/him, officially 40 y.o. white guy
RIP Christina, December 2024 💚
My job is carpenter but I also have a dog
The reply guy’s replies guy
@bikesky.social founder, bike picture taker, bagged milk understander, he/him
https://linktr.ee/derekvanvliet
Writer publisher-ALICE & Curiouser & Curiouser anthology
🎥 learning to make movies
📚 writes comics, erotic horror, & dark fantasy
she/they #hoh #bi🏳️🌈 🇨🇦
https://mastodon.social/@thesharkqueen
https://www.patreon.com/SERansdell
https://linktr.ee/seransdell
she she she she her her her hers
The 118,972th enemy of the state.
Rhymes with “love”.
They, in a he kinda way.
Bluesky’s Livy
MDNI
He/Him/Coach
"Kirkland brand Greg Kinnear at the very least." Loves soccer, crosswords, and refereeing youth soccer matches.
.doopers on Discord
Smart dumbass, dumb smartass.
2025 movie watch feed: https://bsky.app/profile/bonuseruptus.bsky.social/feed/aaaaxprtb4y7i
there’s no time to explain
Statistic who does statistics
She/her
Discord: ask
PhD Candidate at The University of Texas at Austin. MSPH student at LSHTM. Translational transdisciplinary drug scientist, harm reductionist, artist, paramedic, chemistry enthusiast, Texan. she/her/ella
Shop: pinpenmerger.etsy.com
Venmo: claireifc
LA standup comedian & writerer. smart, dumb, and stoney✨
I bake foccacia ❤️
I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy
They’re all bangers in my heart. He/him. 🍉
One time I made espresso with caffeinated water and took caffeine pills with it and I met God. She was very cool. I write stuff. Figuring out some gender questions but definitely girl, I think. bi/pan
Pronouns: they/them(?)
Discord is Divinecoffeebinge
bluesky Ceo . they call me the Big Dawg . just a normal dude , not a dog , and i”m average normal sized .
where are all my commie socialist anarchist leftist freak friends on here (he/him)
adoptee, crafter, archery enthusiast. siempre picheo, enrolo otra vez. she/they 🇲🇽🌈
Writer for The Economist
i'll save everyone
they/she · 29
✨give em the ole razzle dazzle✨
currently 29/immortal
satan’s niece
mdni/21+
Love cats and metal. Hate bigots, fascists, and abusers. He/him.
ACAB
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
they/them causing may/hem - local cryptid - disorganized organizer
Anti-Nazi. Anti-Zionist. Antifascist. Free Palestine.
🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇻🇪
You know that one uncle who doesn’t really say much at the family gatherings but only needs one hit off a weed vape to tell you about the time your dad got his hand stuck inside a cow’s asshole and you had to call 911? I’m on here now, pass the vape
Artist (Mo)/Editor/Writer/Designer/Weirdo; 35yr games vet; ♿ 🏳️🌈 she/her; crone mode; living on unceded Cayuse, Umatilla, Walla Walla, and
Chehalis land (@MMASammich 🪦🐦) Free Link
Find me elsewhere and buy my art on stuff: https://linktr.ee/FadedRosie
Dayton Flyer/A10 basketball, Malazan, leftist things, FGC, indie music and games, etc. He/him.
Feeds here!
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(A10/Dayton Flyers/Malazan/Defector/Aftermath/DS9/Robin Hobb/Reds/Puzzmo)
Cat parent. Coffee Addict.Opinions are my own.Black Software Engineer
https://cash.app/$SammyxB26
Read 1st esp if you Black:
https://tinyurl.com/blkthread25
Game Wishlist: https://tinyurl.com/avetasteam
He/him. Android. ADHD. Left AF. Dad of many. Pinball. Star Wars. Warhammer. Hates Nazis/Billionaires
Maryland
Runs @Warlabel.bsky.social
Unanticipated Filth & Mud
✝️ Current Reigning Antipope
🪙 Nominated for Nobel Prize
🎖 Time's 'Man of the Year' (2006)
he/him 🇮🇪 🇨🇦
Communist, Economist, Stonerist
🇵🇸 Free Palestine
🏳️⚧️ Trans Rights = Human Rights
34. knows too much swedish, not enough finnish. pop culture enthusiast & absolut skitunge. up and coming something or other. singer & writer. she/her (hon/henne). ML ☭ pfp: @drewpont.bsky.social en/sv/fi
Socialist::Tolkien::Expanse::History
Movies::Art::Plants::Games
Ian Hackingpilled
queer eepy lil guy🚰🏳️⚧️↙️↙️↙️
discord:queer_starshine
She/they
New tolkien quote of the day everyday five(ish) days of the week
i RS a lot of mutual aid posts some nsfw🔞
squiggly wiggly cephaloperson | not the Simpsons character, they stole that from me
Literally just a gorl. photographer. I bring events to life. degen & doer of all things. Certified Internet Gremlin.
📍Seattle
💕She/Her
🔞 mdni
venmo.com/kimberlymarie
cash.app/$kimberlyhi
linktr.ee/hik1mberly
throne.com/k1m
📍 chicago
he/him - Black - former physicist - simon is my 🐈
discord: annondeon
simon: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5f642ejcpths5dehw7shm5t/feed/aaanuqq7c7lwi
onlyskeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:k5f642ejcpths5dehw7shm5t/feed/aaaawepojjkzu
I write stuff and talk about restaurant stories a lot. Also I won’t shut up about the Mongolian Empire. He/him
Bylines @ Jezebel, @ Jewish Currents, @ Thrillist, @ Daily Meal, @ FanBuzz, @ FanByte
colin.a.pinkham@gmail.com
Probably communist. Land Back Free Palestine
PhD physics/MS microbiology;Black Lives Matter;Land Back;Pro-Abortion;he/they
First Steward: @fairshare.help sweetgrass.online
🖕🏼Ał [ look closer ]
PFP: yt male hiking in desert in sun hat
Banner: display on Beijing → Chengdu high speed train @ 349km/h
Scientific Director, #MEAction
Stanford Med
Université de Montréal
TIME100 Health
#ME, #EDS, #POTS, #LongCOVID
Views my own
ˈrɑʤər ˈmɜrdɑk
from the river to the sea
trans rights are meatbag rights
some assembly required
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
God is a mushroom
Expect to self rescue
IFAK HERE: https://www.bleedingkits.org
He/Him, Chaotic Good, AuDHD, Anarchocommunist, Trail Runner, Dork, various other nouns and adjectives.
I can perfectly cast any hypothetical muppet movie unless I'm unfamiliar with the source material
Sustainability advisor; duck monitor; erstwhile journalist.
shinedown is everyone's band. never end a sentence with a preposition. famous Sonic 2006 apologist. doing a bit at least 90% of the time. #twinja 🇵🇸
she/they, 30, new england, minors DNI 🔞
alt: pfp is a lizard smoking a cigarette, banner is drake maye
your least favourite Canadian
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my recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3lqugm3qa
Silence is compliance babe.
creative director - nimrod campbell and the laboratory of yakub
banner art cred: @nishbae.bsky.social
cool nice person. communist labor agitator. posts about yoga, synthesizers, pro wrestling, lifting weights, sobriety, and jacking my shit off. RVA #pinksky
author of Toothpaste For Dinner, Married To The Sea, @dasharez0ne.bsky.social etc.
my podcast with @nataliedee.bsky.social: https://patreon.com/garbagebrainuniversity
my shirts: dashare.zone / drewtoothpaste.com
vocals for HELL ORBS: dendycrew.com
Senior researcher & journalist. @splcunion.bsky.social. Former internet person at @thebaffler.com. hannahgais@proton.me Signal: 334-315-8634 http://seedisclaimer.com. Newsletter: https://postsfromunderground.ghost.io/
Social science and other distractions. Old posts get deleted pretty quick.
https://kieranhealy.org /
https://theordinalsociety.com
All images belong to their original owners. See http://possumeveryhour.io for more places where to find your poss fix.
Hey there Mr. Blue
We're so pleased to be with you
House guy. DCoS @beyer.house.gov
Priors: Kamala Harris, Jennifer Wexton, et al.
Hendersonville, NC native
SciFi, Rock n Roll, he/him
Posts mine/dumb
I’m an ass
reefer badness:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai57dxyhgwc
NC. 3rd wife material. Jokes in the skeets, active in the community. Up good. $4 to Goog it for you. $25 to be mean to you $meantomyself
Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaaoms63lvrkk
member of Tun Uw, love to play darts, fan of NHRA. Near Pittsburgh.
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4ihvabuqcsko4cqj2qlvrqux/feed/aaamjf4l67s3s
🏳️🌈 he/him ❤️🔥 parasocial butterfly
see posts for relevant stalking info
shitposts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:plpviiolyyfxmopm6cqloy2b/feed/aaaixp73zpsx6
search links: https://bsky.app/profile/professorkiosk.wtf/post/3lyho3hzatk2p
Weird Artist. Writer and Illustrator of Comics. Thinks he’s funny.
https://mrkessell.com
Omelette City
avi by Max Cannon
https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0821734/bio/?ref_=nm_ov_bio_sm
PLAYLIST🫴 https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_f9l34fRAigHsuFHu-J_Aj5ECSXYCz6b&si=J0d2SUkZF_HFsAKZ
It me👉 https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7bv2ca3yawj662o7qxd5xyt7/feed/aaac3kgfuy24q
I didn't ask to be here
https://instagram.com/1nspector_ratchet?igshid=NzZlODBkYWE4Ng==
enabled enabler
laziest perfectionist
assuming final form
"He's not that popular. He has no friends."
-Stan Lee
ʲᵒʰⁿ ¹⁹⁶⁸ ʰᵉᐟᵗʰᵉʸ ᴾᴺᵂ ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃʸ ᵗᵒᵒᵐᵉᵗᵃ
i'd tickle a fish if the wet chime of its laughter could heal us
A bindle full of blues
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Some people liked these:
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Rev. Ravenscrof's father took him aside and left him there.
I'm not Lisa. My name is Julie 🏳️⚧️. she/her
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