Tarot/bone/tea leaf reader, mage, herbalist, teacher of intuitive things, shop owner https:// swallowsnestnh.com Always open for readings.
Nocturnal Gregarious Wild Swine
I wrote a joke about a potato once
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jewelry/art handle @bespooke.bsky.social
very bad person (quality wise)
aggressively monogamous
Low Quality Facts written in arguably lower quality handwriting.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts
pilgrim on the road to nowhere
yes, really the Northeast Ohio Regional Sewer District in cleveland, ohio. Customer Relations: 216.881.8247
https://www.neorsd.org/social
Your old pal, Catbus from Online
shitposts, shoegaze, cinema
ᵃⁿᵈ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ
20 fathoms deep and regularly feral
Your Jeopardy! pal. Author of THE COMPLETE KENNECTIONS (http://bit.ly/4qUcbhK) and a bunch of other stuff.
Tlönista. Shitposting merrily downward. Weird plant, cat, books lady. Sci-fi, fantasy, art, jazz, etc. Profile photo is a selfie with the bottom half of my face hilariously covered by my cat's. Banner pic is of crows in a tree.
sophia | chicago-ish | art, music, mostly food
surely this cant be worse than threads
I might be ready to go live in the forest now
I’m a pacifistic antifascistic mermaid. Whatever the hell that means.
2026 is all about leaving the country and THEN acquiring a cat
Trying to make AI stupider one dumb joke at a time. Styles may vary. Also: Sports. AEW. Music. 🇨🇦
⬇️Link to my feed⬇️
https://shorturl.at/1SPkF
Caenhill countryside centre, a charity supporting young people & rescuing animals in the south west of England. My name is Chris (Quish) I work with artist Caroline, singer Kirsty Clinch, Lorna, Kate & daughter Kara https://www.caenhillcc.org.uk/support/
Nodding and playing along.
Scranton, PA
Recent, filtered:
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Greatest hits:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:qgwtblhb4535ga5juzjpeqss/feed/aaalqgy4owtxg
(to Susan Johnson, played by Carol Burnett)
Magnum: Nice looking coat! What is it? Unborn linoleum?
Platinum 🏳️🌈. 👬. 🐈dad. St-stutterer. I once had a bee stuck in my ear.
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Tops: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ibib6zmsccimdaxgb2vxefjw/feed/aaaiigc5sscqw
Inventor of the internet. I think in my pajamas. Anti-evil. (All opinions are my own or subconsciously pirated from 60s television.)
jonny’s toothpicks: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:63wytfb2epym3xtpysvadht6/feed/aaadthb5tphxe
inside, dead
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xqzsviu6zdznq2re2dgjeyq7/lists/3lbvpj43xok2l
fighting the horrid state of the world using the power of comedy
amateur programmer
w*ke yet whimsical stance (censored bc some autolist keeps saying fuck you)
i only get political for jokes and saying "man this shit crazy" while recapping stuff
"Without hope, without witness, without reward"
"The best part about your opinion, is that it doesn't matter"
Gen X hermit
Dog Mum
She/her
Tired
Meh
I found these on the floor
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4gaf6ocrfcm5fr7cad5oa63p/feed/aaadxi62w5evu
here, I can’t see the eye rolls
meh https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g
MEH https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
Well, I think they should be called *good* posts, actually.
Illustrator and creative professional, but I also enjoy extremely stupid things. A real mixed bag. Available for commercial work.
IG: @samposnick
www.samposnick.com
My neighbor had chickens in his unfenced yard and they shit all over my lawn and patio but now they're dead. I had nothing to do with it.
i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway
SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006
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Please don’t parade on my rain.
he/it/bag of dirty sox
This: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3xltmu6kff5zmcjmagis2ai4/feed/aaadzpayqri3g
<see “Feeds” for more options>
That: https://linktr.ee/identityXcrisis
{avi/pfp: rubber duck on asphalt}
CIgarettes are good for you! YUM!
Crickets' Choice award winner
M'brain woimz: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagfqyoyn76q
I refuse to apologize for having the mind of a child
.·´¯`·.·★ ★·.·`¯´·.
Microsoft excel
Host of all podcasts. Independent Muckraker. Hollywood’s Ultimate Insider.
The post is probably a joke.
heathcliff is canonically frog now
posting a new cow tools every day unless i don't
My Nonsense: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c43wr2lokhmmk53ipxhhunsm/feed/aaahcn2qzzoka
artist and pizzatarian | he/him
Your favorite poster's favorite poster. I curate memes so you don't have to. Parkinson's and Long Covid, always tired. paypal.me/StandplaatsKRK linktr.ee/standplaatskrk ¡No Pasaran! old enough to be your dad, he/him
reluctant human. adorable ghost.
southern, but not like that.
i make bad art and worse jokes and i enjoy the science side of cooking and baking.
stay outta my DMs.
https://ko-fi.com/prettyvulgar
https://prettyvulgar.threadless.com/
not the darth u are looking for
like if a grown woman was just a silly little guy
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Writer of the upcoming Paramount+ film “Big 2: Even Bigger”
Thinks too much, talks too little. Born a gold rush saloon owner in the age of technology. Go figure...
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Multimedia artist, maker, potter, painter, creator of Surly-Ramics. Surlyramics.com is my website. Surly.etsy.com is where you can buy my work. patreon.com/SurlyAmy is where you can read about me. Dog is Love
Actor, collectible, Planetary Society Board Member and AI since the 90s .
Here for jokes. Some guy, dad, cat dad, multitudes, etc.
Lost in daydreams
Just a right flippin’ goof
My 💟: @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social
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🧀 unapologetic cheese worship
🖤 devotee of dumplings and darkness
🐦⬛ oakland, ca
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🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
Shitposter with intermittent bursts of sincerity.
Writer, filmmaker. Selective perfectionist. Full-time creative, part-time human. 6'9" - the world is built for Hobbits. Pretty fly for a bi guy. he/him
Seattle
SHOP (see 📌 post): tylerfromtheinternet.com
Used to do surgery on girls in the 80s.
David. (Formerly Adobe Creative Clout Services on Twitter) he/him
Proud angry bloodthirsty Mechica warrior.
#freepalestine #fuckcops #fuckphobes #sexworkiswork #fucknazis
Discord: internetRefugee
Publisher who does paper stuff. BOG FANCY Magazine: Tales From the Dank vol 2 coming soon!
PG18
Banner art by P. Lyons
🛒 tinyshowcase.com/books
📚 bogfancy.com
Local Kingpin. Trophy husband. Mogul. Connoisseur of frozen pizza. I play guitar. Your friendly neighborhood commie. A Large Male of his species. I like and repost your posts.
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4x Emmy winner, 8x nominee. DG produces electronic music and video art and has been active since 1999. Die hard Buffalo Sabres fan. For booking: digitalgeist242 @ gmail .com
digitalgeist.com - A Beam of Light
Bsky's premier reply pony
Trying to recapture the days before political obsession broke everyone's brains.
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Best more recent: https://shorturl.at/4TExh
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Just a regular, salt-of-the-earth coastal elite who enjoys curling up on fire in front of a nice bottle of wine
A tiny blue dot in a deep blue state. Strictly no MDs
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5th grade spelling bee champ. Mostly random, occasionally amusing. OU Sooners, OKC Thunder, twenty one pilots
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she/her • 33 • deeply unserious 🫶
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Hand-feeding Hardee’s receipts into the car-wash vacuum.
Welp, that's me:
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Not Astrology:
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🍀
Orange catgirl
Predictably unpredicable fervent feline phenom
Building off the core of who I am
Queen of Chaos
A while back on another site, my bio was pretty good. I know I’ll never come close to that again so I’m not even going to try. Like me or not, just know you probably aren’t very smart if you choose the latter.
I actually never had an account on that other place. So I'm sorta new to the whole microblogging thing. This place has a good vibe, though.
Never Bullshit
I challenge any and every one who wants to kick my ass to a debate .
https://www.patreon.com/dril
https://www.instagram.com/dril
https://linktr.ee/drilreal
I work at a record store, I'm a former member of Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Rogers, and now I like to stay home and write. Formerly known as DJ Fart Ghost.
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crabbydacrab from twitter
<something witty>
mildly amusing musings when high
we have one race: human. be kind. 🏳️🌈
No relation to the dead Scottish poet just enjoy saying “wee beastie”
Always putting the mid in Midwestern Boy
Do these skeets make my brain look fat?
Not a bot, not a human, but a secret third thing.
Perhaps Zuul? Probably a fruit. 🍌
Chaos goddess she/her/goblin
World renowned cheese pervert. 🧀
“Follow your bliss & the universe will open doors where there were only walls.”
- Joseph Campbell
I found out I could twist words.
The answer is 42. 🦀
Safe place for everyone unless you're the wrong kind of idiot.
All up in @kaylaaaaaaaaaaaah.bsky.social's snizz
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my name is jeff 👍
36
he / him
🇺🇦 🍉
#I’llFigureItOut
pfp: @moxiest.art
Letsa Gooooooo!
Adorkable, Mama, Mini Painter, 15+ yr Video Game production, Roller Derbist. TYPO SPECIALIST
You are Loved!
3bitworld.com 3DPrinter for Gamers by Gamers
My opinions are my own and not representative of any other person or organization
please follow me at my new account to continue your subscription to my nonsense 🥟
Mom, wife, teacher in training, Cubs fan, leftist, Gen X, litany of mental health acronyms,
60s/70s music, mid gardener, friend of Bill W., you’re free to be yourself with me 🌈
Tucson via San Francisco via the Midwest.
What’re you, a cop?
Minder of Own Business/connoisseur of slop
MDNI get outta here, you stupid kid
Random cat.
He/him cishet tom
PFP: Amazingly stylish white, fluffy cat wearing very flattering chunky white-framed unilens sunglasses. Fabulously edited by RiotGrlErin!
That annoying, monotone chef from various other platforms. Yup, it’s me.
Prone to melancholy, but in a silly goofy kind of way. Get in good trouble 🫡
Texan, educator, and nice curmudgeon. #zeitgang #MFFL #DallasWings #ChicagoBulls 🇵🇸
🌎 Rogers Park, Chicago, IL
resident pantologist
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He/Him/Coach
"Kirkland brand Greg Kinnear at the very least." Loves soccer, crosswords, and refereeing youth soccer matches.
.doopers on Discord
An experience will happen whether it's designed or not. I work in the pixel mines. Anti-fascist and anti-forced birth. Art-punk-glam-slacker-pop. Blocks AI images.
Everything bagels are the ones that fell on the floor. Deep Dish pizza is casserole.
Car nerd, clock nerd, music nerd, word nerd, etc
*finger gun*
Stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:efdtjcx67l6vpztu7muhp64s/feed/aaajpf6pskcva
Forest dwelling
Level 49
🇨🇦
Gas station food aficionado, father. Possibly a donkey.
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Strong female protagonist ◆ #horror maven ◆ investigator of the #paranormal ◆ recovering YouTuber ◆ perpetrator of shenanigans ◆ a poke in the third eye 🏳️🌈✨
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